The winner has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has been named.

MR. POTATO HEAD

He’s tan. 
He’s cute. 
He knows the importance of accessorizing. 
And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

One Liner

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who’s next.