Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.

“So what are you doing for summer vacation?” one asks.

The other one replies, “I want to go to Italy again, like last year.”

The first asks, “Wow! You went to Italy last year?”

The other answers, “No, but I wanted to.”

One Liner

Losing weight doesn’t seem to be working for me, so from now I’m going to concentrate on getting taller.