A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.  The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital, where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery. 

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital . A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard, a pen, and a collection of forms. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.  

She asked, “Do you have health insurance?”  He replied in a weak raspy voice, “No health insurance.” 

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” 

The irritated nun continued, “Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”  He replied, “I have only a spinster sister and she is a nun.” 

The nun became agitated and announced, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God!” 

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

One Liner

9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.