At a Texas Dude Ranch:

Tenderfoot: “Can we ride some horses now?”

Cowpoke: “Sure.  You want a Western or English saddle?”

Tenderfoot: “What’s the difference?”

Cowpoke: “The Western saddle is the one with the horn.”

Tenderfoot: “The one without the horn is fine.  I don’t expect we’ll run
into too much traffic.”

One Liner

A dog accepts you as the boss. A cat wants to see your resume.