A snail was involved in an accident that resulted in his shell being torn completely off.

Hearing about the accident, one of his friends rushed over (as much as a snail can rush) to his friend’s house.

“I heard about your accident!” he exclaimed, and then asked, “How are you feeling?”

The recovering snail answered, “Sluggish.”

One Liner

Recipe for iced coffee: Have kids, make coffee, get distracted and forget you made coffee, drink it cold 3 hours later.