LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS FOR SENIORS

Question: How many days in a week? 
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime? 
Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. 

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees? 
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. 

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors? 
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. 

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 
Answer: NUTS! 

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

One Liner

You know you’ve got paranoia when you can’t think of anything that is your fault.