When we were looking to buy property, an overzealous realtor showed us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. 

I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds on the property were hardly even growing. 

The smiling super salesman said, “Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze, and some good people.” 

I replied, “Yeah, I agree. But couldn’t the same thing be said of hell?”

One Liner

I am one with the universe – on a scale from one to ten.