Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, “I’m sorry about not speaking more clearly. I’ve been to the dentist.”

“You should have used the drive-through,” she said.

“Why?”

“Everyone who goes through sounds like you,” she explained.

One Liner

I won’t say I’m worn out, but I don’t get near the curb on trash day.