OG BREEDING MADE ABSURD

~ Pointer + Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet 

~ Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries 

~ Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed 

~ Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog 

~ Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

~ Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

~ Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

~ Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes 

~ Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador, a dog that barks incessantly 

~ Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by… oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway

~ Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work 

~ Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

One Liner

I think my wife has been putting superglue on my water gun collection. She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns.