John was driving a rig in a long line of tractor-trailers when a police officer pulled him over for speeding.  Astounded that he alone was caught, he asked, “Out of all these trucks that were going just as fast as I was, why did you pull me over?”

“Have you ever gone fishing?” the officer asked.

“Yes,” Walt replied.

“Well, have you ever caught all the fish in the pond?”

One Liner

I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.