Farmers Brown & Jones had adjoining farms for years and didn’t get along at all. 

One night after supper, Farmer Brown knocked on Farmer Jones’s door. When Farmer Jones answered the door, Farmer Brown said, “I know we don’t talk often, but I wanted you to know that our mule just died today.”

Farmer Jones replied, “I’m certainly sorry to hear that, but I am wondering why you came over here to tell me?”

“Because,” Farmer Brown said, “you’re always supposed to notify the next of kin.”

One Liner

Always keep several get-well cards on the mantel. If unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been sick and unable to clean.