While a woman was out of town, a neighbor came to borrow a fancy pie pan.  Of course the woman’s husband was happy to lend it to her.

The pie pan was returned a few days later filled with an apple pie.  

When the woman asked her husband where the pie came from, he told her about the loan and explained: “Our neighbor said she never returns something without filling it up.”

“Good!” the woman replied. “You should let her borrow our checkbook.”

One Liner

Just went over my bank account and figured out I can live comfortably if I quit my job, without working the rest of my life, as long as I die on Friday.