Can’t get away for a ski vacation?  Just do this:

*  Buy a pair of expensive gloves and immediately throw one away.

*  Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button, and let the spray blast your face.

*  Visit your local butcher and pay $10 to sit in his walk-in freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $100 dollar bills to warm up.

*  Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. 

There.  Now just sit down and wait for Spring.

One Liner

Do two normal people make one paranormal?