BAAAD EXCUSES WHY MEN FORGET A GIFT ON VALENTINE’S DAY

~ The florist couldn’t find your house. Did you move?

~ I sent a candy-gram. Someone must have eaten it.

~ The Hallmark store was closed, and I didn’t want to send less than the very best.

~ I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? Google must have messed up again!

~ I didn’t know you liked jewelry.

~ I thought we would do something different this year.

~ You didn’t remind me.

One Liner

People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.