Humor – February 14

“Why shouldn’t you trust a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day?” “Because he’ll dessert you.”
“What do you give your Valentine in France?” “A big quiche.”
“What do you tell a pig on February 14?” “Happy Valen-swine’s Day!”
“Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?” “Yes, it’s February 14.”
“What did the tortoise say on Valentine’s Day?” “I turt-ally love you.”
“How did the squirrel get his Valentine’s attention?” “He acted like a nut.”
“How do you keep a jewelry store save on Valentine’s Day?” “You locket.”
“What do you call sweets that can keep a beat?” “Candy rappers.”
“What do you call a romance that starts at the aquarium?” “Guppy love.”

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