Dentist – “Try to relax. I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.”

Patient – “How much will this cost?”

Dentist – “It’ll be $2,000.”

Patient – “That much for just five minutes work?”

Dentist – “Well if you prefer, I can pull it out very slowly.”

One Liner

Jellyfish have survived this long without brains. This gives me hope for humanity.