PUNS ‘R’ US

~ A good pun is its own reword. 

~ Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery. 

~ A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative. 

~ Dijon vu: The same mustard as before. 

~ Corduroy pillows are making headlines. 

~ Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 

~ A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. 

~ When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I. 

~ A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

~ Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

~ The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

~ Acupuncture is a jab well done.

One Liner

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.