Last evening my wife and I are playing SkipBo. As we sat there I was eating peach pie and had a thought that I expressed to Chris, “I wonder why they don’t make pear pies – they make pear tarts?”

She looks over and said, “Why can’t they make a pair of pies if they can make a pair of tarts? I think they can make two pies at a time, sure they can.”

I say, “I’m talking about a pie and a tart made of pears.” 

She says “I thought you were talking about making two pies at the same time.”

She bends over in uncontrolled laughter while I sit quietly watching to see if she is bewitched or has just lost it.

Oh, she won SkipBo.

One Liner

I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.