A customer sent a large order to a distributor.

The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid so they sent a message: “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.”

The next day the reply came: “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.” 

One Liner

Billion-dollar idea: A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!”

Celebrating 20 years of MIKESHUMOR – May 2004 to 2024