A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.”

He knocked gently on the door and the innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window.

“Could ye spare some victuals?” he asked politely.

The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition. “No!” she said rather sternly.

“Could I just have a pint of ale?”

“No!” she said again.

“Could I at least sleep in your stable?”

“No!” by this time she was fairly shouting.

The vagabond said, “Might I please — “

“What now?” the woman interrupted impatiently.

“D’ye suppose,” he asked, “I might have a word with George?” 

One Liner

I never thought I was the type of person who would get up early in the morning and exercise. I was right.

Celebrating 20 years of MIKESHUMOR – May 2004 to 2024