ohn: What’s the difference between a lemon, an elephant, and a bag of cement?

Philip: I give up, what’s the difference?

John: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can’t squeeze an elephant.

Philip: What about the bag of cement?

John: I just threw that in to make it hard.

One Liner

Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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