Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. 

“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” 

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, Mr. Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, Mr. Campos, gave me $10,000.” 

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Mr. Leon. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.” 

One Liner

Being a functioning adult, every day seems a bit excessive.

Celebrating 20 years of MIKESHUMOR – May 2004 to 2024