In the doctor’s office, two patients are talking.

“You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in
me by mistake.”

“A sponge!” exclaims the other. “And do you feel much pain”

“No pain at all,” says the first, “but do I get horribly thirsty”

One Liner

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly. And after years of hard
work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar… badly.