Actual complaints received by a resort chain: 

~ “On my holiday to India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 

~ “We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price” 

~ “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.” 

~ “No one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.” 

~ “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England . It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.” 

~ “We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning.” 

~ “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.” 

~ “My sister woke up late and didn’t get a free continental breakfast.”

One Liner

While social distancing, my wife and I went for a walk and scored a couple packages of toilet paper. Moral of the story? Don’t leave your garage doors open.