PRE-JULY 4th QUIZ
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
The Boston Flea Party!
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
What was Thomas JeffersonÂ’s favorite dessert?
Monti jello!
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
LiberTEA!
Which colonists told the most jokes?
Punsylvanians!
One Liner
Someone told me they don’t have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems strange to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.
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