A very dirty, grubby little boy came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, “Who am I?”

Ready to play the game, she said, “I don’t know! Who are you?”

“WOW!” cried the boy. “Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn’t recognize me!”

One Liner

Every time you light a lighter, your lighter gets lighter until your lighter gets so light it won’t light.