Two friends were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town.

Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the guys said to the cashier, “Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are.”

The cashier leaned over the counter and said, “Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg.”

One Liner

Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden. It’s the first time a president ever needed an allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.