YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN

~ You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

~ You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked.

~ You just completed another sweater… and you don’t know how to knit!

~ You answer the door before people knock.

~ You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

~ You ski uphill.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You lick your coffeepot clean.

One Liner

A short nap once in a while can prevent old age… especially while driving.