My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”

I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”

“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!” 

One Liner

I don’t want to adult today. I don’t even want to human today. Today, I will be a dog. I’ll be lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.