Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp.  The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out!
Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.

The other guy was horrified and shouted, “Oh my gosh! Why did you do that??”

The Genie said, “Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way.”

One Liner

When a kid says, “Daddy, I want Mommy,” that’s the kid version of, “I want to see your supervisor.”