APPROPRIATE BABY NAMES

Lawyer’s daughter: Sue

Thief’s son: Rob

Lawyer’s son: Will

Fisherman’s daughter: Annette

Meteorologist’s daughter: Haley

Steam shovel operator’s son: Doug

Hairdresser’s son: Bob

Gourmet chef’s son: Herb

Justice of the peace’s daughter: Mary

Sound stage technician’s son: Mike

Hot dog vendor’s son: Frank

Gambler’s daughter: Bette

Gambler’s son: Chip

Exercise guru’s son: Jim

Astronomer’s daughter: Skye 

Cattle thief’s son: Russell

Painter’s son: Art

Iron worker’s son: Rusty

TV star’s daughter: Emmy

Movie star’s son: Oscar

Barber’s son: Harry 

One Liner

What do you call it when you leave a dollar bill in a pants pocket and it gets washed? Money laundering.