If you see a fat man who’s jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,

And if he is chuckling and laughing away,
While flying around in a miniature sleigh

With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along,
then let’s face it…

Your eggnog’s too strong!

One Liner

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey know how long it is until Santa gets here?