My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

One Liner

Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once in a vending machine.