I was the substitute principal at a local school when two boys who were
fighting were brought to me.

They were brothers.

I asked what’s the problem?

The first answered, “He called me ugly!!”

The second one said, “That was after you said I had a face like a frog!”

I tried very hard not to laugh…they were identical twins!

One Liner

Golf balls are like eggs…they are both white, sold by the dozen, and a
week later you have to go out and buy more.