The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Ma’am,” said the employee, “today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday.”

There was a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.

“I’ll bet that’s why no one was in church today too.”

One Liner

The first rule of passive aggressive club is…You know what, never mind. It’s fine.