The minister drove his ball into a very deep sand trap. He picked up his golf club, broke it but didn’t say a word.

Then he picked up the golf bag and tore it to shreds but didn’t say a word.

He then took out all the golf balls and flung them into the woods but did not say one word.

Finally he muttered, “I’m gonna have to give it up.”

“Golf?” asked the caddie.

“No,” he replied, “the ministry.”

One Liner

What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.