Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups:  

– The bonbon group

– The salty-snack group

– The caffeine group

– The “What-ever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is”

One Liner

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.