Two friends were having lunch when one began choking. The other ran quickly behind his friend, yanked down his friend’s trousers, and licked the right butt of his bottom. 

The choking man coughed up his food in shock and said, “What was that, man?!” 

His friend said, “The hiney-lick maneuver. Works every time!”

One Liner

When I get to where I’m going, will somebody please tell me where I am?