What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party? 
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 
It’s Christmas, Eve! 

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? 
Missletoe

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? 
A subordinate claus

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? 
The letter “D”