WHY WE WOULD LOVE TO BE SANTA CLAUS

> You could grow a massive gut and consider it a job requirement.

> Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren’t.

> You’d never be asked to take an early retirement package.

> There’d be no need to play office politics; a hearty “Ho! Ho! Ho!” would remind everyone who’s boss.

> No one would dare ask for a ride to work.

> No more trips to the vending machine…you’d just snack on milk and cookies all day.

> Age discrimination wouldn’t be an issue.

> Your co-workers would be on notice that they’d better not pout.

> You’d never be expected to make the coffee.

> One big black belt – accessorized for life!

> Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.

> You’d never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.

One Liner

To everyone who received a book from me for Christmas, they’re due back at the library next Friday.