“Here’s a king!” announced a three-year-old as he unwrapped a figurine from the Nativity scene.

“And here’s a donkey!” he added as he continued unpacking.

Removing tissue from the statue of the infant, molded permanently in his manger, the child exclaimed, “Here’s Baby Jesus in his car seat!”

One Liner

One snowman said to the other, “All our friends are flakes.”