NAME THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL (QUIZ)

(Answers at the bottom) 

11. Hallowed post meridian 

12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th 

13. Tin tintinnabulums 

14. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods 

15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour 

16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor 

17. I merely desire a pair of incisors 

18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red 

19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy 

20. Aloft on the acme of the abode 

Answers:
11. O Holy Night 
12. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas 
13. Silver Bells 
14. The Twelve Days of Christmas 
15. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 
16. Frosty the Snowman 
17. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth 
18. I Saw Momma Kissin’ Santa Claus 
19. Walking Through a Winter Wonderland 
20. Up on the Rooftop 

NAME THAT CHRISTMAS CAROL (QUIZ)

(Answers at the bottom) 

1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis 

2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise 

3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east 

4. Ancient benevolent despot 

5. Adorn the vestibule 

6. Exuberance directed to the planet 

7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing 

8. Monarchial trio 

9. Yonder in the haystack 

10. Assemble, everyone who believes 

Answers ….
1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 
2. Silent Night 
3. O’ Little Town of Bethlehem 
4. Good King Wenceslas (or some say Jolly Old St. Nicholas) 
5. Deck the Halls 
6. Joy to the World 
7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing 
8. We Three Kings 
9. Away in a Manger 
10. Come All Ye Faithful 

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? 
So he can ho-ho-ho

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? 
Because he had low elf esteem

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? 
Frostbite

Knock Knock 
Who’s there? 
Holly 
Holly who? 
Holly-days are here again! 

One Liner

You know you are getting old when Santa starts looking younger. 

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party? 
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? 
It’s Christmas, Eve! 

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? 
Missletoe

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? 
A subordinate claus

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? 
The letter “D”

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? 
Fleece Navidad

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? 
Crisp Cringle

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? 
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree? 
A pineapple

You are cordially invited to
A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!

Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ

Date: Traditionally, December 25, but He’s always around, so the date is flexible…

Time: Whenever you’re ready.

Place: In your heart…He’ll meet you there. (You’ll hear Him knock.)

Attire: Come as you are…grubbies are just fine. [We all came that way!] He’ll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about new, white robes and crowns…

Tickets: Admission is free. He’s already paid for everyone. He says you wouldn’t be able to afford it anyway. It cost Him everything He had.

Refreshments: New wine, bread, and a cool drink He calls “Living Water,” followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world!

Gift Suggestions: Your life. He’s one of those people who already has everything. (He’s very generous in return though. Just wait until you see what He has for you!)

Entertainment: Unconditional Love, Priceless Grace, Wild Abandon, Real Life, Communion with God, Forgiveness, Healing, Fascinating Mystery, Childlike Joy, Uncommon Passion, and much more! (All “G” rated, so bring your family and friends.)

R.S.V.P. He needs to know ahead of time so He can reserve a spot for you at the table. He’ll enter your name in the “Lamb’s Book of Life.”

One Liner

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.

Christmas was fast approaching. Mom reminded her 8-year-old that he would soon be visiting with Santa Claus. He seemed unusually resistant to the idea. So she asked, “You do believe in Santa, don’t you?”

He thought hard, then said, “Yes, but I think this is the last year.”

One Liner

One snowman said to the other, “All our friends are flakes.”

I used my best shower singing voice and did an audition try out to become a member of the local Christmas choir.

After the audition, I asked the director how I did. He said, “You sounded fine! I will have you sing a solo.”

“You mean…by myself right up front,” I asked?

“No,” he said, “I mean you should sing so low that we can’t hear you.”

One Liner

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Christmastime, don’t you?