A young man and a pastor are playing a round of golf together. At a short par 3, the pastor asks the young man, “What club are you going to use on this hole?”

The young man says, “An 8-iron, reverend. How about you?”

The pastor says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.”

The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.

The pastor tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

The young man says, “I don’t know about you, pastor, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down.”

One Liner

When the clock factory caught fire, second hand smoke was everywhere.