> An Oxford comma walks into a bar with two clowns, a professor, and a policeman.

> A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

> An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

> Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

> A question mark walks into a bar?

> Helvetica and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out — we don’t serve your type.”

> Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

> A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

> A synonym strolls into a tavern.

> At the end of the day, a cliche walks into a bar — fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

One Liner

When something is “new and improved,” which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.