A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the world if he served as a policeman for a while before taking on a congregation.

He studied hard and passed the exams; worked himself buff to pass the physical; and then came the all-important final interview.

One question was: “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?”  He promptly responded, “I would pass an offering plate.”

He got the job.

One Liner

I heard the word “icy” was easy to spell. Looking at it now I can see why.