Humor – February 14

What did the maple syrup say to the waffle? “I’m sweet on you.”
What did the painter say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? I love you with all my art.
What’s the one flower you should never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflower.
What’s pink, oinks and shoots arrows on Valentine’s Day? Cu-pig.
What did one rabbit say to the other? “Somebunny loves you.”
How do farmers celebrate Valentine’s Day? With hogs and kisses.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? “I’m stuck on you.”
What did one chemist say to the other? “I’ve got my ion you.”
Did you hear about the two tennis players that fell in love? It was a courtship.

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