The teacher heard one of her students, Johnny, use some off-color language and was shocked. 

“Johnny Martin, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not in school, not anywhere!  Where on earth did you learn that?” 

“I got it from my dad, Miss Rollins,” replied Johnny. 

“Well, your father should be ashamed. I doubt you even know what all that means?” 

“Oh Miss Rollins, I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

One Liner

Based on the amount of laundry I do each week, I’m beginning to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.