Three couples decided to meet at a local diner for breakfast and while they were eating the the first husband looks lovingly at his wife and said to her, “Please pass the the honey, honey.”  Well the second husband things to himself I cannot I need to step up his game so he he looks at his wife and said, “Please pass the sugar, sugar.”

The third husband starts to panic because he needs to hit his comment out of the park.  So he holds his wife’s hands and looks romantically into her eyes and says, “Please pass the tea…bag.  AND that’s when the fight started.

One Liner
The officer said, “You drinking?” I said, “You buying?” We just laughed and laughed…I need bail money.