I was teaching my Grade 1 class to tell time using a conventional analog clock. “We’ll be learning about the hour hand and the minute hand,” I explained.

One of the students interrupted and said, “I don’t need to learn on that kind of clock. My dad bought me this digital watch, and right now it’s ten minutes to 38.”

One Liner
Despite what some people think, since the world is 71% water that is NOT carbonated, one could accurately say that it’s technically flat.