The farmer’s favorite bull wasn’t doing well at all. The vet came and looked the animal over thoroughly, then reached in his black bag and pulled out a large pill. He forced open the bull’s mouth and crammed the pill down his gullet.

Suddenly the bull leaped into the air and took off like a bat out of hell, jumping every fence in his way.

The vet exclaimed, “Well, looks like your bull is healed!”

The farmer replied, “Great. Now give me one of those pills. I’ve gotta catch him!”

One Liner

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.